Tuesday, September 12, 2023

I DIDN'T WANT TO START ANY MORE BAD HABITS


It rained all night leaving us with a dull and dreary-looking day.  I considered staying in my recliner and just pulling a blanket over my head but I didn't want to start any more bad habits at this age.  Believe me, I have enough bad habits to last me a lifetime!!  With a couple prescriptions needing filled Pheebs and I headed off to Goderich in a light rainy drizzle. Coffee, harbor, beach area, Walmart, and home.  I have my fingers crossed for sunshine Wednesday...........  

 SPOTTED OLD LONESOME AGAIN THIS MORNING ON OUR WAY TO GODERICH

 MORNING BEACHWALK
 THESE TWO GALS ON THE BOARDWALK WISELY HAVE THEIR RAIN GEAR ON
 GRASS IS SOMETIMES GREENER ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE DRIVEWAY
Al's Music Box:)) Escape (The Pina Colada Song) by Rupert Holmes from his 1979 album 'Partners In Crime'.

CORN STALKS ARE UP SIX, SEVEN, AND EIGHT FEET
GROANER'S CORNER:(( When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old man sitting on a park bench sobbing his eyes out. I stopped and asked him what was wrong. He said, “I have a wonderful wife at home. She rubs my back every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground coffee.”  I said, “Well, then why are you crying?”  He said, “She makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies, cleans the house and then watches sports TV with me for the rest of the afternoon.”  I said, “Well, why are you crying?”  He said, “For dinner, she makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favorite dessert.  I said, “Well, why in the world would you be crying?”  He said, “I can't remember where I live!”

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My plan for tomorrow is to go with the wife to get us both some new glasses…After that, we'll see!

I helped my neighbor this morning and she said to me, "I could marry you."  I couldn't believe it. You do something nice for someone and they threaten to ruin your life in return.

A girl agreed to go out with me after I gave her a bottle of tonic water...Schwepped her off her feet!

Did you hear about the bloke that always got angry when he was out of bread for breakfast?  He was lack-toast intolerant!

Husband: "Now that we are married, perhaps I might venture to point out a few of your little defects."
Wife: "Don't bother, dear. I'm quite aware of them. It was those little defects that prevented me from getting a much better man than you."

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State Mottos::

Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity
Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
Arizona: But It's a Dry Heat
Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything
California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.
Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedys Don't Own It Yet.
Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)

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1 comment:

  1. Great horse photos among the goldenrod. Great understated sea blues at the shore. Thank you for writing on those days when you feel you have little to say. Your writing is always folksy and restful and human in some very comforting way, bless you.

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