From her short dog walk this morning, Kelly was feeling a little on the weak side so under a light cloud cover with warm sunny breaks it was all three of us in the white car heading for Goderich to do a little shopping. Imagine that, me going shopping.
|A FEW DRIVE-BY PHOTOS OF THIS FARMER HARVESTING HIS BEANS|
Our first stop was at the Walmart Pharmacy to pick up a new prescription for Kelly. I went in with her and zoomed around picking up a few other things. And yes, 'zoom' was the correct word to use here. My legs weren't bothering me and my hip didn't hurt one tiny bit so I was just a blur up and down those Walmart aisles. I was moving so fast stuff was being sucked off the shelves behind me, Well okay, okay, not quite that fast but compared to my walking speed over these past 6 months, I was merrily doing pretty good:))
|IN THE WALMART PARKING LOT I SPOTTED WHAT I THOUGHT MIGHT BE THE NEW 2023 BATMOBLE BECAUSE IT LOOKED LIKE A PAIR OF BAT EARS INSIDE|
|I VENTURED A LITTLE CLOSER FOR A LOOK....GEEEZZZ, IS THAT A BEAR IN THERE|
|AND HERE'S THE HANDSOME CHAP INSIDE|
|FOR YOU CAR ENGINE GURUS|
|WHEN I SAW THIS ON THE WINDSHIELD I KNEW WHO THE VEHICLE BELONGED TO AND IT WAS HERE WHERE I SOLD MY 2002 HONDA SHADOW 1100CC MOTORCYCLE....GODERICH POWER CENTRE|
|KELLY RETURNING TO THE CAR AFTER ONE OF OUR DOWNTOWN GODERICH STOPS|
|HEY, I EVEN BACKED IT UP BETWEEN THE YELLOW LINES|
|LETTUCE, TOMATO, ONIONS AND PICKELS....YUP, SOUNDS PRETTY HEALTHY TO ME|
|SEEN IN WENDY'S PARKING LOT:))|
|THE TREE OF TWO DIRECTIONS|
|KELLY'S NEWEST PRESCRIPTION|
|WE STOPPED AT A SMALL FARM STAND ON THE WAY HOME|
|A DROOPILY SAD SUNFLOWER ON A CLOUDY FRIDAY MORNING|
GROANER'S CORNER:(( My colleague Jordan is overweight and all of us in the office have been pushing him for a very long time to shed his excess weight. So one day, Jordan decided to start dieting and he took his new resolution seriously. He even changed his driving route to avoid his favorite bakery. One morning, however, he arrived at work with a box of doughnuts from the Peter Pan Bakery. Everybody scolded him, even the boss reprimanded him but Jordan was ready with his justification. "These are very special doughnuts," declared Jordan. "I accidentally drove by the Peter Pan bakery this morning and could see a lot of goodies in the window. I thought this was no coincidence, there was certainly some divine intervention, so I prayed, 'Oh God, if you want me to have one of those yummy doughnuts, let me have a parking place right in front of the bakery.' And sure enough," he continued, "the seventh time around the block, there it was!"
Jeff Dunham: Did you get the tattoo?
Walter: Hell no.
Jeff Dunham: Well if you had, what would you have gotten?
Walter: I would have gotten a beautiful woman's face.
Jeff Dunham: Ah, and where would you have put it?
Walter: On my wife's face.
"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees. "Yes, Sir." the new recruit replied. "Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on. "After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you."