Saturday, October 14, 2023

FOR ABOUT TWELVE SECONDS

A NEIGHBOR'S BENCH IN THEIR BACKYARD OVERLOOKING THE PARK'S POND
A gray overcast morning with a slight drizzle.  Pheebs and I slipped into and around Bayfield and came home.  Kelly headed off to Goderich in the white car.

 PEOPLE ON BOTH SIDES OF BAYFIELD'S NORTH AND SOUTH PIERS
With the cold and damp outside it's a nice feeling to be inside where it's all warm and cozy and stuff.  I wish we had the gentle wafting aroma of a sweet potpourri simmering on the stove to really put the icing on the cake so to speak.

 MOST OF THIS APPLE TREES APPLES HAVE ALREADY GONE KER-PLUNK 
Figuring we wouldn't be needing our inside stand-up summer fans anymore this year I decided to take them out to the shed for the winter.  Well, you know what that kind of thing leads to eh.  So, it was nearly an hour before I got myself out of Putterville and back inside the house again.  Oh, and I rounded up two more Frogasauresus and took them for a bouncy wheelbarrow ride to the Park's pond.  Pheebs came along and we made a short walk out of it and actually basked in a wondrous ray of errant sunshine for about twelve seconds.   
 TWO FROGS EAGERLY AWAITING THEIR BOUNCY RIDE TO THE PARK'S POND
 NO, THAT IS NOT A FROG EATING PYTHON IN THE POND, IT'S A TREE BRANCH
Al's Music Box:))
 How High The Moon by Les Paul and Mary Ford was a 1951 single release. 
This version featured Paul on all guitars (lead, rhythm, muted strings for guitar percussion, and a bass line played on guitar). Ford's lead vocals took three takes to record; since Paul and Ford recorded (at least Ford's vocals) at night, she placed a blanket over her head so most of the sound would be directed towards the microphone and would not travel through the building and wake up neighbors.  Regardless, while recording one of Ford's harmony vocal parts, their neighbors complained about the noise.  According to Paul, the final recording featured 12 guitar parts and 12 vocal parts.

GROANER'S CORNER:((  There were 3 friends stranded on an island. Exploring the island, the 3 men found a bottle so they opened it. A genie came out, and she said that she would grant them 3 wishes. The first man said, "I wish I was with my family" then poof he was with his family. The second guy said "I wish I was in a bar with my friends" then poof he was gone. The third guy was feeling bad and the genie asked, "What's wrong?" The man said, I'm lonely I wish my friends were here. Poof, his two friends were back on the island.

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How does a train hear another train coming?  With its engineers.

Time may be a great healer, but it's also a lousy beautician.

Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.

Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

Stupidity got us into this mess -- why can't it get us out?

Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just stand there

.An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true.

There is always death and taxes; however, death doesn't get worse every year.

It's easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.

I don't mind going nowhere as long as it's an interesting path.

Anything free is worth what you pay for it.

It hurts to be on the cutting edge.

If it ain't broke, fix it till it is.

In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.

I always wanted to be a procrastinator but never got around to it.

My inferiority complex is not as good as yours.

I am having an out of money experience.

I plan on living forever! So far, so good!

Not afraid of heights -- afraid of widths.

A day without sunshine is like night.

If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws.

Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges, but eventually, you find a hair stylist you like.

You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.

It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.

Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes, age comes alone.

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