|A NEIGHBOR'S BENCH IN THEIR BACKYARD OVERLOOKING THE PARK'S POND|
|PEOPLE ON BOTH SIDES OF BAYFIELD'S NORTH AND SOUTH PIERS|
|MOST OF THIS APPLE TREES APPLES HAVE ALREADY GONE KER-PLUNK|
|TWO FROGS EAGERLY AWAITING THEIR BOUNCY RIDE TO THE PARK'S POND|
|NO, THAT IS NOT A FROG EATING PYTHON IN THE POND, IT'S A TREE BRANCH|
GROANER'S CORNER:(( There were 3 friends stranded on an island. Exploring the island, the 3 men found a bottle so they opened it. A genie came out, and she said that she would grant them 3 wishes. The first man said, "I wish I was with my family" then poof he was with his family. The second guy said "I wish I was in a bar with my friends" then poof he was gone. The third guy was feeling bad and the genie asked, "What's wrong?" The man said, I'm lonely I wish my friends were here. Poof, his two friends were back on the island.
How does a train hear another train coming? With its engineers.
Time may be a great healer, but it's also a lousy beautician.
Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
Stupidity got us into this mess -- why can't it get us out?
Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just stand there
.An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true.
There is always death and taxes; however, death doesn't get worse every year.
It's easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
I don't mind going nowhere as long as it's an interesting path.
Anything free is worth what you pay for it.
It hurts to be on the cutting edge.
If it ain't broke, fix it till it is.
In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.
I always wanted to be a procrastinator but never got around to it.
My inferiority complex is not as good as yours.
I am having an out of money experience.
I plan on living forever! So far, so good!
Not afraid of heights -- afraid of widths.
A day without sunshine is like night.
If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws.
Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges, but eventually, you find a hair stylist you like.
You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes, age comes alone.