When Kelly drew back our east-facing living room curtains this morning she said she could see an orange sunrise through the trees. She said she didn't think it would last long, and it didn't. At the time of posting tonight, we are under a cold rain.
|JUST ABOUT ALL OF AUTUMN'S COLOR IN ONE MAPLE LEAF|
|AT THE END OF OUR DRIVEWAY WAITING FOR THE BURGUNDY VAN|
|KELLY HEADS OUT FOR THE BAYFIELD LIBRARY|
|WE CAME ACROSS THIS INTERESTING TREE ON OUR TRAVELS EARLIER TODAY|
|AND WHAT THE BIG DARN HECK IS GOING ON WITH CLINTON'S TIM HORTON COFFEE SHOP?? DID THEY HAVE A FIRE. GO OUT OF BUSINESS, OR ARE THEY RENOVATING????|
I've had it in mind now for a while to change my style of hats I have been wearing for the past fifteen years or so. I liked the style of hat I've seen my son wearing in a few photos so I've decided that if that type of hat looks good on him, it is bound to look less good on me, but I'll take my chances. So, I mentioned it to Kelly a few days ago and today UPS arrived with my new hat and a pair of pajamas. For not being a hat wearer for the majority of my life I found in recent years with my light-sensitive eyes that I needed to keep them in the shadow of a hat brim. It's also the same reason I always drive with my sunvisor down, even on cloudy days. Anyway, brace yourself for a few photos of my new hat with my face under it.
|IT'S CALLED A 'NEWSBOY' HAT|
|THE HAT IS FROM THE BAY|
|THIS LITTLE FELLOW ALONG WITH HALF A DOZEN OF HIS BUDDIES LIVE AMONGST THE ROCKS SURROUNDING OUR FRONT YARD FROG POND|
|AN OWLY-LOOKING STUMP IN OUR FRONT YARD|
GROANER'S CORNER:(( When the wise company president learned that his employees were tanking up on no-trace vodka martinis during their lunch hours, he issued the following memo: To all employees; If you must drink during your lunch hours, please drink whiskey. It is better for our customers to know you're drunk than to think you're stupid.
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
What hair color do they put on the drivers licenses of bald men?
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
No one ever says 'It's only a game' when their team is winning.
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to testify in his own defense. "You must swear to tell the complete truth. Do you understand?" The client replied that he did. The lawyer then asked, "Do you know what will happen if you don't tell the truth?" The client looked back and said, "I imagine that our side will win."