SO RATHER THAN BLATHER ON ABOUT NOTHING

 A COLD RAINY MORNING'S DRIVE TO GODERICH AND BACK

Another cold, wet, and windy day found me in the Subaru this morning heading for Goderich.  Had a bank schmozzle to get cleared up.  Oh, how I dislike a lot of this modern smartphone technology.  It about drives me to tears.  I really don't have anything to write about today, so rather than blather on about nothing, I'll just sink back into my recliner, grip the arms firmly, and hang on waiting for this tired and lethargic condition of mine to eventually lift.  I'm still taking 4 antibiotic pills a day to stave off this kidney infection.  Online, Lorraine ordered a digital thermometer for me a couple of days ago so I can at least keep track of my temperature, which has been on the low side, but at least I'm not running a fever like I was prior to being hospitalized nearly two weeks ago.........

 BACON & EGGS AT A&W

Al's Music Box:)) Raining In My Heart is a song recorded by Buddy Holly on October 21, 1958 at the Pythian Temple on West 70th Street in New York City, with the orchestral backing by Dick Jacobs. The music and lyrics were written by the songwriting team of Felice Bryant and Boudleaux Bryant. It was released as a single on Coral Records in 1959, peaking at number 88 on the Billboard chart as the B-side of "It Doesn't Matter Anymore". This recording was included on Buddy Holly's first "greatest hits" compilation album, The Buddy Holly Story, that was released in March 1959.

Groaner's Corner:(( A man got really drunk one night in his local pub. The barman refused to serve him any more alcohol and told him he should be heading home. The man thought this was a good idea so he stood up to leave but fell over straight away. He tried to stand up again but only fell over again. He thought if only he could get outside and get some fresh air he'd be grand. So he crawled outside then tried to stand up and fell over again. In the end after falling over lots more he decided to crawl home. When he got back to his house he pulled himself up using the door handle but as soon as he let go he fell over again. He had to crawl up the stairs and managed to fall over onto the bed and fell asleep. When he finally woke up the next morning his wife asked him what he was doing at the pub last night. He denied it but she said, "I know you were there..." he maintained his innocence until "...the barman rang to say you forgot your wheelchair again...."

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- I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
- There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.
- Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

- Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

- Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
- All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
- In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it Normal .
- How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
- If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
- If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
- Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
- Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
- Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
- Do you ever wonder why you gave me your email address?
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Al's Doggy World

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Kelly & Pheeb's Corner

KELLY HELPING TO CLEAN ONE OF OUR CLASS C RV'S

 BOUNCING AROUND IN THE BACKYARD

 WITH ME BEING VERY SICK ONE TIME ON OUR WAY TO FLORIDA, KELLY HAD TO BE THE GAS JOCKEY.....EVEN ON RAINY DAYS

Al's Art Gallery