IT WAS A QUIET DRIVE THROUGH THE PICTURESQUE RURAL COUNTRYSIDE THIS MORNING |
A CHILDREN'S SCHOOL BUS SHELTER AT THE END OF A FARM LANE |
DO YOU SEE THREE HORSES STANDING HERE?? |
LOOK AGAIN:)) |
GROANER'S CORNER:(( Getting Old::
- Your house plants are alive, and you can’t smoke any of them.
- You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
- 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
- You hear your favourite song in an elevator.
- You watch the Weather Channel.
- Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
- You’re the one calling the police because those kids next door won’t turn down the stereo.
- You don’t know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
- Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
- You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald’s leftovers.
- Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
- 17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
- Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
- You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
- "I just can’t drink the way I use to" replaces "I’m never going to drink that much again."
- 90% of the time you spend on a computer is for real work.
- You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn’t apply to you & can’t find one to save your sorry old butt.
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A busload of tourists arrives at Runnymede, just west of central London. They gather around the guide who says: “This is the spot where the barons forced King John to sign the Magna Carta." A guy at the front of the crowd asks: "When did that happen?”
“1215,” answers the guide. The man looks at his watch and says: “Damn! Missed it by a half hour.”
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Al's Doggy World
Meanings::
Kelly & Pheebs Corner
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DID YOU NOTICE PHEEBS ON THE BED TOO |
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REKAXING AT OUR CONGRESS ARIZONA HOUSE |
Well done on all that hard work. I get tired just thinking about all my crap in the rafters of the barn...arg! Love the photo of Pheebs with her chin on the remote, haha.
ReplyDeleteBarb M.
It seems like your big clean out project is moving along nicely. This time last year I was doing the same thing after 39 years in my house. I was so relieved when it was finished. Take care.
ReplyDeleteSome days I wish I had a dumpster out the door. It would be a wild scene.
ReplyDeleteOf course, two days later I'd be looking for something I threw out.
Truly familiar situation !😁 😂
DeleteFeels so great to clean up and clear out stuff held on too long! Beautiful countryside in bloom and greenery, lucky you. Amen to not being a tree :-) Great times for you and Kelly and the Bunch on your Southwest travels.
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