ANOTHER MIGHTY FINE EARLY SEPTEMBER DAY

 QUEEN ANNE'S LACE ALONGSIDE A RIPENING BEANFIELD
 A nice morning walk and drive.  Roto-tilled up a section of the back yard and planted more grass seed.  Another mighty fine early September day.

Al's Music Box:)) The Captain Of Her Heart by the group Double.

GROANER'S CORNER:(( A prominent Polish scientist conducted a very important experiment. He trained a flea to jump upon giving it a verbal command ("Jump!"). In a first stage of experiment he removed the flea's leg, told it to jump, and the flea jumped. So he wrote in his scientific notebook: "Upon removing one leg all flea organs function properly." So, he removed the second leg, asked the flea to jump, it obeyed, so he wrote again: "Upon removing the second leg all flea organs function properly." Thereafter he removed all the legs but one, the flea jumped when ordered, so he wrote again: "Upon removing the next leg all flea organs function properly." Then he removed the last leg. Told the flea to jump, and nothing happened. He did not want to take a chance, so he repeated the experiment several times, and the leg less flea never jumped. So he wrote the conclusion: "Upon removing the last leg the flea loses sense of hearing"

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"Give me a sentence about a public servant," said the teacher. The small boy wrote: "The fireman came down the ladder pregnant." The teacher took the lad aside to correct him. "Don't you know what pregnant means?" she asked. "Sure," said the young boy, confidently. "Means carrying a child."

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Every morning, one of the secretaries in an office opened the newspaper and read everyone's horoscope aloud. “Gwen,” said the boss finally, “you seem to be a normal, level headed person. Do you really believe in astrology?” “Of course not. You know how skeptical we Capricorns are.”

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A panda bear walks into a bar and orders a sandwich. The waiter brings him the sandwich. The panda bear eats it, pulls out a pistol, shoots at the waiter and gets up and starts to walk out. The bartender yells for him to stop. The panda bear asks, "What do you want?" The bartender replies, "First you come in here, order food, shoot at my waiter, then try to go without paying for your food." The panda bear turns around and says, "Hey! I'm a Panda. Look it up!" The bartender goes into the back room and looks up panda bear in the encyclopedia, which read: "Panda: a bear-like marsupial originating in Asian regions. Known largely for its stark black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."

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Al's Doggy World

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Al's Art Gallery