| A LAZY SUNDAY MORNING IN FARM COUNTRY |
| IT WAS ANOTHER BIG GLOUD DAY |
| AREA BEAN FIELDS HAVE TRANSITIONED FROM GREEN TO YELLOW |
| CORN CROPS ARE RIPENING |
| A PROFUSION OF GOLDENROD ALONGSIDE THE ROAD |
GROANER'S CORNER:(( A man came home from an exhausting day at work, plopped down on the couch in front of the television, and told his wife: "Get me a beer before it starts!" The wife sighed and got him a beer. Ten minutes later, he said: "Get me another beer before it starts!" She looked cross, but fetched another beer and slammed it down next to him. He finished that beer and a few minutes later said: "Quick, get me another beer, it's going to start any minute!" The wife was furious. "Is that all you're going to do tonight! Drink beer and sit in front of that TV! You're nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob and furthermore..."The man sighed and said: "It's started."
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- You're doing just fine without an Irish accent. If it ain't brogue don't fix it.
- An Irishman had just walked into a bar when he tripped over and fell. He got up and said, "Guess I can call it a day."
- An Aussie said, “Take away your snow capped mountains, culture, and good food, and what would New Zealand be?” The kiwi answered, “Australia”.
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A man is walking from the lake carrying two fish in a bucket. He is approached by the game warden who asks him for his fishing license. The fisherman says to the warden, "I did not catch these fish, they are my pets. Every day I come down to the water and whistle and these fish jump out and I take them around to see the sights only to return them at the end of the day."
The warden, not believing him, reminds him that it is illegal to fish without a license. The fisherman turns to the warden and says, "If you don?t believe me then watch," as he throws the fish back into the water.
The warden says, "Now whistle to your fish and show me how they jump out the water." The fisherman turns to the warden and says, "What fish?"
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I've enjoyed Skinwalker Ranch for years now myself. We just wrapped season 6 here in the states, 😞, now I'll have to wait. Enjoy your day.
ReplyDeleteI love that show as well. I've got the 12 year old granddaughter hooked on it. She's really math/science oriented and she's always excited to see the rockets and lasers!
ReplyDeleteAnother beautiful and interesting post. You are the best at photography, choice of scenes, the way you write and all the things you add to your art gallery. And I especially like the picture of the old man on the motorcycle. Thanks Al - I love your post and look for it every day.
ReplyDeleteLove the llamas!
ReplyDeleteWe will have to look up that TV show and see if we can watch the past issues somewhere.