| IN OUR FRONT YARD FROG POND TODAY |
| FRUSTRATING |
| THERE IS A FROG IN THE CENTER OF THIS PHOTO |
| THIS FUNGUS BESIDE OUR FROG POND HAS REALLY GROWN SINCE I TOOK A PICTURE OF IT LAST WEEK |
| SUNBURST LOCUST LEAVES FLOATING ON OUR FROG POND |
| FLOATING LEAF SHADOWS ON THE BOTTOM OF THE POND |
| OLD LAMPOST GLOBES ALONG ONE OF MY PATHS |
| WITHOUT CLOUDS, SUNSETS LOOK LIKE THIS |
| SUNDAY NIGHT'S HALF MOON TAKEN FROM MY TOWER HILL SPOT WITH MY SONY RX 10 IV |
GROANER'S CORNER:(( A six-year-old comes crying to his Mother because his little sister pulled his hair. "Don't be angry," the Mother says, "Your little sister doesn't realize that pulling hair hurts." A short while later, there's more crying, and the Mother goes to investigate. This time, the sister is bawling, and her brother says..."Now she knows."
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When I was married, my wife used to call me handsome. As a matter of fact, we are now divorced but she STILL calls me handsome. Every time I have some money, she says, Handsome Over.
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Him: There is one word that will make me the happiest man in the world. Will you marry me?
Her: No!
Him: That's the word!
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A few 'pick-up' lines::
If you were a phone from Apple, then you would be called iGorgeous.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got fine written all over you.
Is your name Wi-Fi?
Because I feel a connection.
What did the magnet say to the fridge?
You're attractive.
Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
Why did the Melons get married in a church? Because they cantaloupe.
Somebody call the cops because it's got to be illegal to look that good!
Now, what's on the menu?
Me-n-u
What did the two prunes call their dinner plans? A date.
Can I take a picture of you so Santa knows what I want for Christmas?
They say kissing is a love language.
Do you want to start a conversation?
You must be a banana because you're very a-peeling.
Ouch! I must have scraped my knee falling for you.
Are you the sun? Because my whole world revolves around you.
I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.
[Sneeze as you walk by them] Oh no need to bless me. God already did by putting you in my life.
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
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A man goes to a restaurant on Mars and notices a koala in his soup. "Waiter," he exclaims, "there's something in my soup!"
The waiter responds, "you ordered the eel soup, right?" "Yes." "Yeah, that's an eel."
"Have you been to Earth?! Eels look nothing like koalas!" "Yes, but this is a Mars Soup Eel."
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That 1st lamp globe photo looks like a full moon rising. Also like the stained glass frog & of course, absolutely Love the kitties in the wheelbarrow. This early fall cold weather with low humidity has me thinking of putting the electric blanket on the bed before Thursday's reinforcing shot of even colder air with rain. But, I enjoy all the abundant Sunshine we have every day. Stay strong, Al - and share happy times with Woodsy.
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