SPILLING ITS CONTENTS ALONG THE WAY

Heavy rains in the night, beating on our steel roof, woke me up several times.  I remembered the hole I had dug near the front porch Friday,  and promptly had a nightmare of our septic tank floating out the driveway, spilling its contents along the way.  Some nightmares should not be remembered!!  And yes, it's a good thing I spent about forty minutes yesterday watering all my newly planted grass seed.  I should have checked the weather report:((  It looks like a nice evening shaping up for a walk, maybe a sunset, and if I'm lucky, some quiet time under the stars.  Or, maybe I will go chasing off after another blinking red light communication tower flashing its beacon on the far distant horizon.  Yes, I know.....I'm an odd duck, alright.  But, I have become quite comfortable with that:)) 

Al's Music Box Sea Of Heartbreak by Don Gibson

GROANER'S CORNER:(( Starting the day off with some frivolity::

- Two little Morons walk into a building..........you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.
- Phone answering machine message - "...If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key..."
- I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
- Saw my butcher the other day and I bet him 50 dollars that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks are too high."
- My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong current pulled him in.
- A man came around in the hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't, I've cut your arms off".
- I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a muscle.
- Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. They lit a fire in the craft and it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
- A man goes to the doctor with a strawberry growing out of his head. The Doc says, "I'll give you some cream to put on it."
- 'Doc I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home' "That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome. ' Is it common? ' "It's not unusual."
- What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
- Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my Dad, or my older Brother Colin, or my younger Brother Ho-Cha-Chu? But I think its Colin.
- Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
- "You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice."
- A man walked into the doctor's office. He said, "I've hurt my arm in several places." The doctor said, "Well, don't go in those places anymore."

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Two Cows are talking through a fence. One cow says to the other, "You know, I'm really worried about this Mad Cow Disease." The other cow says to him, "I wouldn't be too worried about it. It can't affect us chickens."

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Arriving late for a political conference, the college student asks another student standing by the door, "How long has the candidate been talking now?" "Half an hour." "And what is he talking about?" "That I wouldn't know, he hasn't said."

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