WHEN I WAS OUT AND ABOUT

 READSIDE FLOWERS ON MY WALK EARLIER TODAY

Not much to say tonight folks, but I will leave you with a few pics I took this morning when I was out and about.

SEDUM FLOWERS

IT'S VERY RARE TO SEE THESE STRANGE CRITTERS HANGING OUT IN BARNYARDS NOW-A-DAYS

 HOSTA FLOWERS

 CROCUS BLOOMS PAST THEIR PRIME

I ONCE HAD ANOTHER CERAMIC BIRD LIKE THIS, BUT IT FLEW AWAY

 ANOTHER NEW UNIT ARRIVED IN OUR PARK THIS MORNING

Al's Music Box Smooth Operator by Sade.

 AUTUMN CROCUS FLOWERS IN OUR FLOWERBED

GROANER'S CORNER:(( Guy's sitting on the couch. From the kitchen, he hears, "Babe.... can you help me?" He goes to the kitchen. "What are you doing?" She says, "I'm trying to do this jigsaw puzzle." "What's it supposed to be?" he asks. She picks up the box. "A Rooster." "Honey," he says. "Let's put the cornflakes back in the box....."

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The little Moron finds a lamp. He rubs it and a Genie emerges. The Genie tells him he will be granted three wishes. The Moron thinks for a moment and says, 'First, give me a bottomless mug of beer.' A mug of beer appears in his hand. He sips it once, then again, and the mug is magically refilled. The Guy is thrilled and continues to drink. The mug never empties. Then the Genie says, 'And what about your other two wishes?' The Moron thinks for a moment and says, 'Give me two more just like this one!'

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The workers in a large office were making secret plans to stage a big office party for the 70-year-old cleaning woman who had spent the better part of her life with the company. Somehow, the secret leaked out, and the woman got wind of it. Much perturbed, she rushed to the office manager. "Please sir," she cried, "Do not let them do it! Do not let them do it!" "Oh, come now, Mrs. Smith, you must not be so modest. After all, they simply want to show how much you are appreciated." "Appreciated, my foot," exclaimed the woman. "I am NOT going to clean up after a big mess like that!"

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