| ANOTHER BIG, BEAUTIFUL SKY DAY SEEN FROM GODERICH'S ROTARY COVE |
| A FEW PICS FROM MY MORNING DRIVE TO MY WALKING SPOT AND BACK |
| APPLES ARE RIPE AND READY FOR THE PICKING |
| TWO LARGE SHIPS A FEW MILES OFF SHORE FROM GODERICH'S HARBOR |
| THEY APPEAR TO BE CONVERGING |
| I HOPE THEY DON'T BUMP INTO EACH OTHER |
GROANER'S CORNER:(( Two little Morons were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the captain announced, "One of the engines has failed and the flight will be an hour longer. But don't worry, we have three engines left". Thirty minutes later, the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and the flight will be two hours longer. But don't worry, we have two engines left". An hour later, the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and the flight will be three hours longer. But don't worry, we have one engine left". One little Moron looked at the other the other Moron and said, "If we lose one more engine, we'll be up here all day."
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Why did the mermaid cross the sea?
To get to the other tide.
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A man was giving a speech at his lodge meeting. He got a bit carried away and talked for two hours. Finally, he realized what he had done and said, "I'm sorry I talked so long. I left my watch at home."
A voice from the back of the room replied, "There's a calendar on the wall behind you..."
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Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel manager’s office. “What is the meaning of this?” the manager asked. “When you applied for the job, you told us you had 5 years’ experience. Now we discover this is the first job you’ve ever had.” “Well,” the young man said, “in your ad you said you wanted somebody with imagination.”
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An overweight business associate of mine decided it was time to shed some excess pounds. He took his new diet seriously, even changing his driving route to avoid his favorite bakery. One morning, however, he arrived at work carrying a gigantic coffeecake. We all scolded him, but his smile remained cherubic. "This is a very special coffeecake," he explained. "I accidentally drove by the bakery this morning, and there in the window were a host of goodies. I felt this was no accident, so I prayed, `Lord, if you want me to have one of those delicious coffeecakes, let me have a parking place directly in front of the bakery.' "And sure enough," he continued, "after the eighth time around the block, there it was!"
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Like two ships passing in the night, huh? This is one of my favorite places to be each day. Your posts are worth the read—no matter the length. Your photographs and shared images are perfect. Thank you, from a lonesome Texan. Be well.
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