WITH NOTHING BETTER TO DO

 MAX WAS THE FIRST FOUR-LEGGED MEMBER OF THE BAYFIELD BUNCH WAY BACK WHEN

With nothing better to do, I drove myself up to Goderich this morning, grabbed a Buddy Burger and a coffee to go at A&W, and came home again.  And, how was your exciting winter's day??:))

Al's Music Box::  Carol Of The Bells by George Winston.

 A WINTER'S MORNING AT THE RANCH IN ARIZONA YEARS AGO

GROANER'S CORNER:(( One day, an employee came in to work with both of his ears bandaged.  When his boss asked him what happened, he explained:  "Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and I accidentally answered the iron instead of the phone!"  "Well," the boss said, "that explains one ear, but what about the other?" "They called back!

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Q: What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common?
A: In the end, someone is going to lose a trailer.

Q: Why did the little Moron keep ice cubes in the freezer?
A: So he could keep the refrigerator cold.
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Quitting pot? It was actually easier for me to become a vegetarian, because your friends never show up at your house with a sack of meat.

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Three elderly men are taking a walk outside their nursing home. The first one says, "Windy, isn't it?" The second one says, "No, it's Thursday!" The third one says, "So am I. Let's go get a beer."

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A woman said to her friend, "I don't know what to do. My husband is such a mess maker that you can't imagine. He doesn't put anything in its place.  I am always going around the house organizing things."
The friend says, "Take a tip from me. The first week after we were married, I told my husband firmly, 'Every glass and plate that you take, you wash when you are done and put it back in its place.'"  The first woman asked, "Did it help?"  Her friend said, "I don't know. I haven't seen him since."

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Al's Doggy World

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Al's Art Gallery