Thursday, April 16, 2026

NOT MUCH HAPPENING

I didn't hear any thunder boomers in the night, but the rains did return and ended up staying all day.  Not a hard rain, just a steady rain.  I slipped into Bayfield for a short drive this morning and snapped a few pics.  Other than that, there wasn't much happening on this 60F windy day.  

 DAFFODILS IN OUR PARK HAVE BEEN SLOWER TO OPEN
FLOWERS BLOOMING AT THE SOUTHEAST CORNER OF OUR HOUSE
HYACINTH FLOWER
RAIN GUSHING OUT OF A DOWNSPOUT THE PAST COUPLE OF NIGHTS HAVE BEEN TOO MUCH FOR THESE DAFFODILS
 I LOVE ALL THE SWEET SIGNS OF SPRING
 GRACKLES ON THE BIRDSTATION THIS AFTERNOON
Al's Music Box:: Theme from the movie, The Good, The Bay, And The Ugly performed by the Danish National Symphony Orchestra.

A PARK RESIDENT SITS ON A RAINY DAY LOG CONTEMPLATING THE WET WEATHER
GROANER'S CORNER:((  I've sure gotten old! I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees, fought prostate cancer, and diabetes. I'm half blind and
can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine. I take 40 different medications that
make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. I have bouts with dementia, and
have poor circulation. I hardly feel my hands and feet anymore. Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92, and I have lost all my friends. But, thank God, I still have my Florida driver's license.
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Quasimodo goes to a doctor for an annual checkup. "I think something is wrong with your back," the doctor says. "What makes you think that?" asks Quasimodo. "Oh I don't know," the doctor replies. "It's just a hunch."

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- I ordered a book on puns. I didn't get it.

I heard that you can now print a gun off a 3D printer, but I am not impressed. What's so big about that.....I’ve had a Canon printer for years.

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A Glaswegian lad takes his girlfriend home for the first time and introduces her to his parents. "This is Amanda." His dad jumps up and says, "It's a what!!?

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Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company.  They both had the same qualifications. In order to determine which individual to hire, the applicants were asked to take a test by the Department manager.
Upon completion of the test, both men missed only one of the questions.  The manager went to the first applicant and said, "Thank you for your interest, but we've decided to give the job to the other applicant." "And why would you be doing that? We both got 9 questions correct," asked the rejected applicant.  "We have based our decision not on the correct answers, but on the question you missed," said the Department manager.  "And just how would one incorrect answer be better than the other?" the rejected applicant inquired.  "Simple," said the Department manager, "Your fellow applicant put down on question #5, 'I don't know.' You put down, 'Neither do I.'"

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1 comment:

  1. Those grackles always look so angry...haha. The original Angry Birds (a kid's computer game that's actually a lot of fun to this old granny).
    The Okanagan of BC is envious of your rain.

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