Monday, June 15, 2026

OH, AND I DID HAVE SOME HELP WRITING THE BLOG TODAY

 AREA CORN CROPS ARE COMING RIGHT ALONG
A big, bright, sunny, blue sky morning, but feeling chilly at 52F.  No matter, dressed on the warm side, I was out the door and on my weather-happy way.  
 AN iPHONE SHOT OF THE WHEAT FIELD BESIDE MY WALKING ROAD
Not feeling the need for a countryside cruise, I headed back home and trotted out both the lawn mower and the weed whacker.  With the grass mowed and six million weeds whacked, I fired up the leaf blower and blew both front and back decks off, as well as the porch.  
If skies remain clear, I hope to slip out to my night sky spot tonight.  Maybe grab a coffee and slide around a few country roads with the windows down, listening to the many frogs along the way. But, with our much cooler nights at the moment, I might have to crack on some heart.  Oh, and I did have some help writing the blog today, as you can see from the photos below.
"HEY MISTER, NEED SOME HELP THERE"
"OKAY, LET ME JUST FINISH MY PEANUT FIRST"
OKAY NOW, TELL ME WHAT YOU NEED HELP WITH"
I had intended to include a some photos of a few things on my E-Bike in Sunday's post, but I already had way too many photos in my post as it was.  So, here are a few pics tonight showing what some readers may be wondering about the E-Bikes.

MY LEFT HANDLEBAR SHOWING MY SPEED AT TOP RIGHT CORNER, WHAT POWER ASSIST SETTING I AM IN AT BOTTOM LEFT, BATTERY STATE TOP LEFT,  AND ODOMETER AT BOTTOM RIGHT....ON THE LEFT SIDE OF THE DISPLAY IS THE POWER ON BUTTON IN THE CENTER WITH PLUS AND MINUS BUTTONS FOR CHOOSING THE POWER ASSIST STRENGTH AND RIGHT BELOW IS THE ROUND THROTTLE WHICH IS OPERATED BY ONE'S LEFT THUMB...THE FURTHER THE THROTTLE IS PUSHED, THE FASTER THE BIKE GOES
ON THE RIGHT HANDLEBAR IS MY DINGER BELL AT THE TOP AND TWO GEAR SHIFT LEVERS UNDER THE HANDLEBAR AND ALSO A GEAR DISPLAY...THE CLOSEST LEVER IS OPERATED BY THE THUMB AND SHIFTS THE GEARS UP, WHILE THE FARTHER LEVER IS OPERATED BY THE NOSE PICKING FINGER AND SHIFTS THE GEARS DOWN
 I HAVE A WATER BOTTLE HOLDER ON MY BIKE AS WELL
INSIDE THE REAR WHEEL HUB IS THE BIKE'S ELECTRIC MOTOR
THIS IS THE BATTERY THAT POWERS EVERYTHING
L.E.D .TAIL LIGHTS
 A BRIGHT L.E.D. HEADLIGHT
Al's Music Box:: Old Cape Cod by Patti Page.
 A CLOUDED OVER SUNDAY NIGHT SUNSET
GROANER'S CORNER:(( A Few Thoughts On Getting Old::

-Your house plants are alive, and you can’t smoke any of them.
- You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
- 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
- You hear your favourite song in an elevator.
- You watch the Weather Channel.
- Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
- You’re the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won’t turn down the stereo.
- You don’t know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
- Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
- You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald’s leftovers.
- Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
- You take naps.
- Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
- Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
- You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
- "I just can’t drink the way I used to" replaces "I’m never going to drink that much again."
- 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
- You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
- You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn’t apply to you & can’t find one to save your sorry old butt.
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- When I saw the depressed mathematician, I asked “What sum adder with you?”

- “What is a florist's favorite vegetable? A cauliflower!”

- Sign on a door: "WARNING: Use door for entering and exiting only!"

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The little Moron and his girlfriend went for a walk along the river. The little Moron walked across alone on a wooden bridge. After crossing the river, the bridge fell down. He called across to his girlfriend telling her that he couldn't get back across the river.  She yelled in response, "Wait until dark, and I will shine my flashlight across the river. Get on the light beam and walk back."  He replied, "No, I'll get halfway across the river, and you will turn the light off on me!"

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I halve a spelling checker,
It came with my pea see.
It plainly marks four my revue
Mistakes I dew knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait aweigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the era rite
Its rarely ever wrong.
I've scent this massage threw it,
And I'm shore your pleased too no
Its letter prefect in every weigh;
My checker tolled me sew.

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3 comments:

  1. It was so very thoughtful of the little chipmunk to help you with your post !

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  2. Howdy, have being wondering... is it necessary to plug the bicycles into the AC to charge their batteries ?🐥

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  3. Marilyn Struthers: I enjoyed Sunday's and Monday's blogs together. Someone called Sunday night and it was late by the time we were done. What a lovely biking path and such a perfect day. In today's blog it was interesting to see your bikes and how you ride them. You have lots of pretty places to walk and to ride. Were you able to get that dear chipmonk back outside. I would not be excited if one came inside my house but they sure are cute!

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