Wednesday, June 17, 2026

TELEPORT ME TO THAT BIG, BEAUTIFUL PEANUT BUTTER PLANTATION IN THE SKY

HAD MYSELF A LITTLE PROJECT GOING ON TODAY
With thunder, lightning, and rain Tuesday evening and through the night, I was fully expecting a cloudy, wet day today.  But, not so.  Once again, bright sunlight beamed through the living room window.  And that was enough to get me up and out the door.  Well, after tending to all my daily morning computer stuff, that is.  However, by the time I made it out to my walking road, the sky had become cloudy again, but fortunately, it didn't last, and we were once again back to blue skies until late afternoon, when the cloud cover returned, bringing rain with it.  I'll not be slipping out for an evening cruise around the countryside tonight.

 HEAVILY CLOUDED SKIES ABOVE MY WALKING ROAD THIS MORNING
Deciding not to succumb to my tiredness yet again today, I decided to boot myself out the door and take care of another little project I had been putting off.  Earlier in the Spring, I had decided to continue parking the utility next to a decorative trailer in the area where we always parked our RV's over the years.  Lately, I have been parking the utility trailer in a different spot under a bunch of trees, and that spot has proved to be more easily accessible for yard waste.  I decided this morning that I am quite satisfied with it sitting there all the time and not at the pea stone spot near the divider.  So, that only left one thing for me to do.  Remove that pea stone and plant grass in its place,  So, that is what I did today. But, I didn't do it with all the energetic vim and vigor I had going on a month or two ago.  I had to push myself today to finish the job.  And, by the time I made it back into the house, I think I was almost sleepwalking.  Say, you don't suppose it's too many peanut butter and honey sandwiches and not enough broccoliees and asparagasses.  If that's the case, just beam me up and get me out of here Scotty, I'm ready to go.  Teleport me to that big, beautiful peanut butter plantation in the sky:))  

I RAKED AND SHOVELLED OUT MOST OF THE PEA STONEAND HAVE NOW SEEDED THE AREA
THIS IS THE NEW SPOT FOR THE UTILITY TRAILER ALONGSIDE THE DRIVEWAY
Al's Music Box:: No More Cloudy Days by The Eagles.

 SAT ON THE FRONT PORCH THIS AFTERNOON WITH A POCKET FULL OF PEANUTS FOR MY FURRY LITTLE PALS AND AUNT JEAN WILL RECOGNIZE THESE TWO CHAIRS
GROANER'S CORNER:(( What If Dr. Seuss had been a Technical Writer?  Here are some easy things he might have said::  If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted as a very last resort, and the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, and your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash, then your situation's hopeless, and your system's gonna crash!

If the label on the cable on the table at your house, says the network is connected to the button on your mouse, but your packets want to tunnel on another protocol, that's being repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall.

And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of a louse and your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse, then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang, 'cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!

When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk, and the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risk, then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to ram your rom. Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom!
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- We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk, and the next twenty-four years telling them to sit down and shut up!

- The economy is so bad that: The Mafia is laying off judges

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Datsun!
Datsun who?
Datsun old joke!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Deanna!
Deanna who?
Deanna-mals are restless, open the cage!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dawn!
Dawn who?
Dawn leave me out here in the cold!
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Two Irishmen robbed a bank and messed it up, managing to escape with two sacks that they found on the floor. And they take one sack each.  After a while, they meet again, and one asks the other, "What did you find in your sack?" "Fifty thousand dollars!"
"Wow... that's a lot! What did you do with the cash?" "I bought a new car. How about your sack?"  "Bah... it was full of bills.  "And what did you do with them?"  "Well... little by little, I'm paying them off..."

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Al's Doggy World

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Al's Art Gallery For You Cactus Flower:))


























2 comments:

  1. Marilyn Struthers: Both the doggies and the cats are so cute! Glad you got to work on another project. Somehow completing projects make you feel so good---but tired too.

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  2. I love all the pictures of the cats ! (I also love peanut butter )

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