| IT WAS AN INTERESTING CLOUD DAY |
WITH THE CANADIAN FLAG ATOP THIS NEW FARMHOUSE GOING UP ABOUT A MILE FROM OUR PARK, I AM THINKING IT COULD BE CALLED 'FORT CANADA'
Memories Music Box:: Gimme Some Kind of Sign, Girl by Brenton Wood. BY GOLLY, I WONDER IF THE NEW OWNERS MIGHT BE IN BY CHRISTMAS
GROANER'S CORNER:(( A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the Yellowhead Highway for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph he suddenly saw a flashing red and blue light behind him. "There ain't no way they can catch a Mercedes," he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 90, 100 110 and finally 120 with the lights still behind him. "What in heck am I doing?" he thought and pulled over. The Mountie came up to him, took his license without a word, and examined it and the car. "I've had a tough shift, and this is my last pull-over. I don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go." "Last week my wife ran off with a police officer," the man said, "and I was afraid you were trying to give her back!" "Have a nice night", said the officer.
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It was the first day of school, and the teacher was asking the little boy about his family. "And what does your Daddy do?"
"He's a magician." "That must be exciting. What tricks can he do?" "He can saw people in half." "That is clever, and tell me, do you have any brothers or sisters?" "Yes, one half-brother, and two half-sisters."
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I now know how life will end for me...One of my kids will unplug my life support to charge their phone.
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Bernard, who is noted for his gracious manners, was awakened one morning at four AM by his ringing telephone..."Your dog's barking, and it's keeping me awake," said his angry neighbor. Bernard thanked the caller politely. The next morning at precisely four AM Bernard called his neighbor back... "Good morning, Mr. Williams... Just called to say that I don't have a dog."
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I bet Monica enjoyed your--and her family's visit--as much as you enjoyed the hour of conversation.
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ReplyDeleteGlad you had a nice visit. Doggie World was especially cute.