ANOTHER MIGHTY FINE EARLY SEPTEMBER DAY

 QUEEN ANNE'S LACE ALONGSIDE A RIPENING BEANFIELD
 A nice morning walk and drive.  Roto-tilled up a section of the back yard and planted more grass seed.  Another mighty fine early September day.

Al's Music Box:)) The Captain Of Her Heart by the group Double.

GROANER'S CORNER:(( A prominent Polish scientist conducted a very important experiment. He trained a flea to jump upon giving it a verbal command ("Jump!"). In a first stage of experiment he removed the flea's leg, told it to jump, and the flea jumped. So he wrote in his scientific notebook: "Upon removing one leg all flea organs function properly." So, he removed the second leg, asked the flea to jump, it obeyed, so he wrote again: "Upon removing the second leg all flea organs function properly." Thereafter he removed all the legs but one, the flea jumped when ordered, so he wrote again: "Upon removing the next leg all flea organs function properly." Then he removed the last leg. Told the flea to jump, and nothing happened. He did not want to take a chance, so he repeated the experiment several times, and the leg less flea never jumped. So he wrote the conclusion: "Upon removing the last leg the flea loses sense of hearing"

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"Give me a sentence about a public servant," said the teacher. The small boy wrote: "The fireman came down the ladder pregnant." The teacher took the lad aside to correct him. "Don't you know what pregnant means?" she asked. "Sure," said the young boy, confidently. "Means carrying a child."

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Every morning, one of the secretaries in an office opened the newspaper and read everyone's horoscope aloud. “Gwen,” said the boss finally, “you seem to be a normal, level headed person. Do you really believe in astrology?” “Of course not. You know how skeptical we Capricorns are.”

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A panda bear walks into a bar and orders a sandwich. The waiter brings him the sandwich. The panda bear eats it, pulls out a pistol, shoots at the waiter and gets up and starts to walk out. The bartender yells for him to stop. The panda bear asks, "What do you want?" The bartender replies, "First you come in here, order food, shoot at my waiter, then try to go without paying for your food." The panda bear turns around and says, "Hey! I'm a Panda. Look it up!" The bartender goes into the back room and looks up panda bear in the encyclopedia, which read: "Panda: a bear-like marsupial originating in Asian regions. Known largely for its stark black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."

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HOW NICE TO HAVE THE QUIET SIDE OF BAYFIELD BACK AGAIN

A mighty fine early September morning.  Nice to see a few colors appearing here and there on these early Autumn-like days.

Tuesday evening, Woodsy and I went for a walk in the Bayfield Cemetery, grabbed a couple of ice cream cones at Rosie's Ice Cream Shoppe (the Woodland Drive-In is now closed for the season)  How nice, I thought to myself last night, to have the quiet side of Bayfield back again, after summer's busy tourist season.  This is the Bayfield I like best.  From Rosie's we headed to Bayfield's Pioneer Park and snagged ourselves a bench to sit on and watch the sunset.  It's the first time we actually sat in the popular Sunset Park to do that.  Of course, I took way too many photos again, but it was an opportunity to do some candid people photos.  And, I really love doing that.  Just people being themselves.

 REPAIR AND RESTORANTION WORK ON THE ALBION IS NEARLY COMPLETE FOR THE HOTEL'S GRAND RE-OPENING, SEPTEMBER 26TH

 FOLKS AT PIONEER PARK VISITING AND WAITING FOR THE SUNSET

"I'VE BROUGHT YOU HERE FOR A SPECIAL REASON, DEAR"

 "WILL YOU MARRY ME"

 "NO!!"............."WHAT"!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DID YOU NOTICE ANYTHING ODD ABOUT THIS PHOTO 

 YUP, DOGGY IS RIDING IN THE BABY CART INSTEAD OF BABY

A MAN AND HIS DOG WATCHING THE SUNSET

 NICE TO SEE THIS MAN USING A HORIZONTAL FORMAT INSTEAD OF THE USUAL VERTICAL CELL PHONE  FORMAT, AND JUDGING BY THE POSITIONS OF HIS FINGERS, I'D SAY HE'S TRYING TO ZOOM IN A BIT....GOOD STUFF

Al's Music Box:)) Where Do You Go To My Lovely by Peter Sarstedt.

GROANER'S CORNER:(( An employee comes into her manager’s office to take a day off from work. The manager replies, So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for. There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have 2 days off per week, leaving 261 days available for work. Since you spend 16 hours each day away from work, you have used up 170 days, leaving only 91 days available. You spend 30 minutes each day on coffee break, which counts for 23 days each year, leaving only 68 days available. With a 1-hour lunch each day, you used up another 46 days, leaving only 22 days available for work. You normally spend 2 days per year on sick leave. This leaves you only 20 days per year available for work. We are off 5 holidays per year, so your available working time is down to 15 days. We generously give 14 days vacation per year which leaves only 1 day available for work and I'll be darned if you are going to take that day off!

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The little moron is watching the news with his wife when the newscaster announces that six Brazilian men died in a skydiving accident. The little moron's wife starts sobbing uncontrollably. Confused, her husband says: "It is sad, but they were skydiving. There were risks involved." "I know," the little moron's says. "But how many is a Brazilian?"

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The little moron was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith. 'I locked my keys in my sports car!' 'No problem, I should be there in about an hour,' replied the locksmith. 'Do you think you can make it a little sooner?' pleaded the little moron. 'My top is down and it's starting to rain.'

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