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| A LAZY SUNDAY MORNING IN FARM COUNTRY |
Short on words again today, folks, but the weather is perfect. A walk this morning of course, followed by a slow country road drive. This afternoon, Woodsy and I both spent time outside cleaning up flower beds, etc. She headed back to Stratford later and will probably be back on Wednesday. I'll be headed out for my evening walk shortly, but will hustle right back because my favorite TV show has its 2-hour season premiere tonight. I have been watching 'The Secret Of Skinwalker Ranch' for the last four or five years now, and it is the only television show I always look forward to watching.
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| IT WAS ANOTHER BIG GLOUD DAY |
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| AREA BEAN FIELDS HAVE TRANSITIONED FROM GREEN TO YELLOW |
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| CORN CROPS ARE RIPENING |
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| A PROFUSION OF GOLDENROD ALONGSIDE THE ROAD |
Al's Music Box:)) From The Beginning by Emerson, Lake, and Palmer.
GROANER'S CORNER:(( A man came home from an exhausting day at work, plopped down on the couch in front of the television, and told his wife: "Get me a beer before it starts!" The wife sighed and got him a beer. Ten minutes later, he said: "Get me another beer before it starts!" She looked cross, but fetched another beer and slammed it down next to him. He finished that beer and a few minutes later said: "Quick, get me another beer, it's going to start any minute!" The wife was furious. "Is that all you're going to do tonight! Drink beer and sit in front of that TV! You're nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob and furthermore..."The man sighed and said: "It's started."------------------------------------
- You're doing just fine without an Irish accent. If it ain't brogue don't fix it.
- An Irishman had just walked into a bar when he tripped over and fell. He got up and said, "Guess I can call it a day."
- An Aussie said, “Take away your snow capped mountains, culture, and good food, and what would New Zealand be?” The kiwi answered, “Australia”.
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A man is walking from the lake carrying two fish in a bucket. He is approached by the game warden who asks him for his fishing license. The fisherman says to the warden, "I did not catch these fish, they are my pets. Every day I come down to the water and whistle and these fish jump out and I take them around to see the sights only to return them at the end of the day."
The warden, not believing him, reminds him that it is illegal to fish without a license. The fisherman turns to the warden and says, "If you don?t believe me then watch," as he throws the fish back into the water.
The warden says, "Now whistle to your fish and show me how they jump out the water." The fisherman turns to the warden and says, "What fish?"
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