Sunday, January 11, 2026

KELLY HAD BOUGHT THESE HEADPHONES FOR ME OVER A YEAR AND A HALF AGO

 A NIGHT LIGHT IN OUR FRONT YARD THAT IS ACTUALLY BLUE BUT LOOKS PURPLE HERE
Another inch of snow overnight, with more of the darn stuff coming down this morning, had me once again on the end of my snow shovel.  With temps at 27F, the snow was light and fluffy so no heavy lifting.  A fair bit of walking up and down the driveway and around my paths at least gave my legs some exercise.  The day didn't amount to much, and other than slipping out to replenish the bird feeders, all remained relatively calm.  However, I was able to get a few more things done on my iPhone.  I like things to look nice and be organized sometimes, so I managed to rearrange all the icons on my home page and prioritize the ones that were most important to me.  Not stopping there, and with Lorraine's help, I was also able to get my favorite music program Soma FM (Groove Salad) installed via the Apps feature onto my Phone.  I then surprised myself even further when I managed to also sync my wireless Bluetooth 1more sonoflow pro hq51 headphones to my iPhone.  Kelly had bought these headphones for me a year and a half ago to use with an iPad programmed to my Soma FM music channel.  She figured it would make my waiting easier while at London's University Hospital when she was undergoing her appointments and procedures.

 MY PHONE'S HOME PAGE AND I MUCH PREFER DARK BACKGROUNDS TO WHITE BACKGROUNDS
By late afternoon, I hadn't taken any photos, so with little light left, I was able to take a few hasty pics from the sunroom window.  

I WILL BE HAPPY TO SEE WATER ONCE AGAIN RUNNING OVER THESE ROCKS IN THE SPRING....THIS IS OUR FRONT YARD FROG POND
Al's Music Box:: The Summer Wind by Frank Sinatra.
 THIS IS ONE OF OUR THREE FRONT YARD BUNNIES
GROANER'S CORNER:(( A young man visiting a dude ranch wanted to be "macho," so he went out walking with one of the hired hands. As they were walking through the barnyard, the visitor tried starting a conversation: "Say, look at that big bunch of cows." The hired hand replied, "Not 'bunch,' but 'herd.' " "Heard what?" "Herd of cows." "Sure, I've heard of cows. There's a big bunch of 'em right over there."

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- I recently took up meditation. It's certainly better than sitting around doing nothing.

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The new army recruit was given guard duty at 2 a.m. He did his best for a while, but at about 4 a.m., he went to sleep. He awakened to find the officer of the day standing before him. Remembering the heavy penalty for being asleep on guard duty, this smart young man kept his head bowed for another moment and looked upward and reverently said, “A-a-a-men!”

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TEACHER: Why are you late?
STUDENT: Class started before I got here.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.....
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TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

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Saturday, January 10, 2026

I STOPPED AND CAREFULLY SURVEYED THE ICY ROAD AHEAD

 OUR RECENT THAW HAS BROKEN UP SOME OF THE LAKE ICE
Our much-appreciated early January thaw came to a quiet end overnight.  Winter has reset itself, and colder temperatures have returned, with snow soon to follow.   The thaw was sure great while it lasted, and we did lose a lot of our previously accumulated snow.  Okay, let's get back to the business of counting down the days to Spring, shall we:))
 HAPPY TO SEE OUR DRIVEWAY FREE OF SNOW AND ICE THIS MORNING

Not wanting to sit around this morning, I headed into Bayfield and snapped a couple of pics in the beach area.  From there, my next stop was a coffee and a blueberry muffin to go at Bayfield's Tim Hortons.  With the temps hovering around the freezing mark, I figured the country roads wouldn't be too sloppy, so I headed down the paved Bronson Line and turned left onto the graveled Pavilion Road.  It's a road Pheebs and I always took when heading to the Linwood Conservation Area for a walk.  For the most part, the road was bare, but I saw ice ahead where the road becomes hilly through a forest.  Debated whether to go further, but looking at the road, I could see where I would be fine heading uphill as long as I kept my two passenger-side tires on the bare gravel shoulder.  So that's what I did and had no problem.  I felt sad when I came to the spot where Pheebs and I always parked before beginning our walk.  In my mind's eye, I could see her running about along the hedgerow with her nose to the ground, checking out all the smells. Tears leaked from my eyes.  I miss her so much.  Continuing on, I came to another icy patch of road in a gully.  I stopped and carefully surveyed the icy road ahead, and not seeing a sensible, safe way to proceed, I carefully turned around and continued back along the way I had just come.  Decided to head for home but stopped on the way at Bayfield's car wash and gave Subie a thorough hosing down.  It's always good to get all that corrosive road salt off the car!!

EVEN A COUPLE OF BICYCLES ON THE SOUTH PIER THIS MORNING
 EVEN THESE MACHINES AT BAYFIELD'S BEACH HAVE THE WEEKEND OFF
 A COFFEE AND A MUFFIN TO GO, COMPLIMENTS OF A TIM'S CARD WOODSY GOT ME FOR CHRISTMAS
 FIGURED I'D BE ALRIGHT GOING UP THIS ICY HILL IF I KEPT MY PASSENGER SIDE WHEELS ON THE GRAVEL
 FOR PHEEBS AND I THIS WAS A FAVORITE WALKING SPOT ON THE GRASS UP ALONG THAT HEDGEROW
FURTHER DOWN THE ROAD I CAME TO THIS ICY SECTION AND WISELY DECIDED TO TURN AROUND
 HEADING BACK IN THE DIRECTION OF BAYFIELD ON THIS ICY STRETCH, I AGAIN KEPT TWO OF  MY WHEELS ON THE GRAVEL SHOULDER
Lorraine (Woodsy) rolled in from Stratford about 3 o'clock this afternoon.  She beat the snow by about 2 minutes.    

 SO NICE TO SEE FARM FIELDS FREE OF SNOW
Als Music Box:: Walking After Midnight by Patsy Cline.

 A FEW LADY POLE WALKERS OUT AND ABOUT IN BAYFIELD EARLIER TODAY
GROANER'S CORNER:(( A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again.  There was only one problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows every week and began to understand what the magician did in every trick. Once he understood that, he started shouting in the middle of the show.  "Look, it's not the same hat!" "Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table!" "Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades?"  The magician was furious but couldn't do anything; it was the captain's parrot after all.  One day the ship had an accident and sank. The magician found himself on a piece of wood, in the middle of the ocean, and of course, the parrot was there too.  They stared at each other with hate, but did not utter a word. This went on for several days.  After a week, the parrot finally said, "Okay, I give up. What'd you do with the boat?"

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- You do not need a parachute to go skydiving...You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
- My wife asked if she could have a little peace and quiet while she cooked dinner.
So I took the battery out of the smoke detector.
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A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.  His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says, "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'"  "But why?" asks the man.  "I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies.

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