Sunday, January 11, 2026

KELLY HAD BOUGHT THESE HEADPHONES FOR ME OVER A YEAR AND A HALF AGO

 A NIGHT LIGHT IN OUR FRONT YARD THAT IS ACTUALLY BLUE BUT LOOKS PURPLE HERE
Another inch of snow overnight, with more of the darn stuff coming down this morning, had me once again on the end of my snow shovel.  With temps at 27F, the snow was light and fluffy so no heavy lifting.  A fair bit of walking up and down the driveway and around my paths at least gave my legs some exercise.  The day didn't amount to much, and other than slipping out to replenish the bird feeders, all remained relatively calm.  However, I was able to get a few more things done on my iPhone.  I like things to look nice and be organized sometimes, so I managed to rearrange all the icons on my home page and prioritize the ones that were most important to me.  Not stopping there, and with Lorraine's help, I was also able to get my favorite music program Soma FM (Groove Salad) installed via the Apps feature onto my Phone.  I then surprised myself even further when I managed to also sync my wireless Bluetooth 1more sonoflow pro hq51 headphones to my iPhone.  Kelly had bought these headphones for me a year and a half ago to use with an iPad programmed to my Soma FM music channel.  She figured it would make my waiting easier while at London's University Hospital when she was undergoing her appointments and procedures.

 MY PHONE'S HOME PAGE AND I MUCH PREFER DARK BACKGROUNDS TO WHITE BACKGROUNDS
By late afternoon, I hadn't taken any photos, so with little light left, I was able to take a few hasty pics from the sunroom window.  

I WILL BE HAPPY TO SEE WATER ONCE AGAIN RUNNING OVER THESE ROCKS IN THE SPRING....THIS IS OUR FRONT YARD FROG POND
Al's Music Box:: The Summer Wind by Frank Sinatra.
 THIS IS ONE OF OUR THREE FRONT YARD BUNNIES
GROANER'S CORNER:(( A young man visiting a dude ranch wanted to be "macho," so he went out walking with one of the hired hands. As they were walking through the barnyard, the visitor tried starting a conversation: "Say, look at that big bunch of cows." The hired hand replied, "Not 'bunch,' but 'herd.' " "Heard what?" "Herd of cows." "Sure, I've heard of cows. There's a big bunch of 'em right over there."

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- I recently took up meditation. It's certainly better than sitting around doing nothing.

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The new army recruit was given guard duty at 2 a.m. He did his best for a while, but at about 4 a.m., he went to sleep. He awakened to find the officer of the day standing before him. Remembering the heavy penalty for being asleep on guard duty, this smart young man kept his head bowed for another moment and looked upward and reverently said, “A-a-a-men!”

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TEACHER: Why are you late?
STUDENT: Class started before I got here.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.....
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TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

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1 comment:

  1. Al, sorry about your persistent snowfalls; we in Southern California have had strong & persistent Santa Ana winds for 3 days & the announcement is they will continue for another 3-4 more days. No good 😩 !

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