| A NIGHT LIGHT IN OUR FRONT YARD THAT IS ACTUALLY BLUE BUT LOOKS PURPLE HERE |
| MY PHONE'S HOME PAGE AND I MUCH PREFER DARK BACKGROUNDS TO WHITE BACKGROUNDS |
| I WILL BE HAPPY TO SEE WATER ONCE AGAIN RUNNING OVER THESE ROCKS IN THE SPRING....THIS IS OUR FRONT YARD FROG POND |
| THIS IS ONE OF OUR THREE FRONT YARD BUNNIES |
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- I recently took up meditation. It's certainly better than sitting around doing nothing.
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The new army recruit was given guard duty at 2 a.m. He did his best for a while, but at about 4 a.m., he went to sleep. He awakened to find the officer of the day standing before him. Remembering the heavy penalty for being asleep on guard duty, this smart young man kept his head bowed for another moment and looked upward and reverently said, “A-a-a-men!”
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TEACHER: Why are you late?
STUDENT: Class started before I got here.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.....
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TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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Al, sorry about your persistent snowfalls; we in Southern California have had strong & persistent Santa Ana winds for 3 days & the announcement is they will continue for another 3-4 more days. No good 😩 !
ReplyDeleteYou are smart. Darker backgrounds in cell phones and computer screens are much easier on our eyes that bright white. Here in WA State, we HOPE for snow, but aren't getting it. The world sure is changing.
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