Sunday, July 05, 2009

SNOOPY RIDES THE SCHOOL BUS:))

LITTLE SNOOPY WAS ALWAYS MY FIRST PICK UP IN THE MORNING

Occasionally while browsing around on the RV NET FORUM I'll come across a post about the size & intimidation of driving a large Class A motorhome. People are worried about the sheer bulk of the monster but motorhomes are actually easier to drive than they look. In an earlier blog I had talked about how I was suddenly dropped into the world of large blonky vehicles by having to take over the reins of a large cab-over Ford stake truck one time out in Vernon, British Columbia. That was all ok for me but by the time we bought a motorhome 35 years later Kelly had never driven anything bigger than a full size van up till then.
I'M NOT IN THE DRIVER'S SEAT BECAUSE IT WAS A BIG FIRST STEP & I ALWAYS HAD TO GET OUT & HELP HIM UP

That all changed when we moved to the old farmhouse back in the summer of 1995. Kelly had quit her job in Cambridge so was on the hunt for new employment in our new area around Stratford & St. Marys, Ontario. School bus companies always seem to be looking for drivers so it was one of the first places Kelly applied & of course landed herself a job driving school bus. And a big long yellow one at that!! SNOOP DOUBLE CHECKS THE SIDEVIEW MIRROR TO MAKE SURE WE DIDN'T LEAVE ANYONE BEHIND

The bus company provided excellent training & in no time Kelly had her school bus license & lots of real on the road experience. Between cleaning jobs she drove school bus right up to 2001 when......I started driving school bus as well. I had been driving full size vans for an Airports transportation company based in Stratford for the best part of 13 years taking people to & from Pearson International Airport in Toronto. By the summer of 2000 my patience levels were stretched thin, stress levels were up, heavy traffic seemed to be getting worse by the day, & I knew it was time for a change. On August 25th of that year I made my last trip into the Toronto Airport & that was that. SNOOPY TAKES HIS SEAT & WAS ALWAYS THE BEST LITTLE PASSENGER I EVER HAD

Kelly quickly talked me in to trying my hand at school bus driving so without further ado I obtained my school bus training & license from the same company in St. Marys that Kelly was driving for & away I went. Well, let me tell you.....driving school bus was not something I enjoyed. The driving part was OK but the #!!%^**&!!! teen-agers!!!! I'll maybe write about some of those episodes another time. EARLY SUNRISE ON A FROSTY ONTARIO MORNING

In 2001 the bus company teamed Kelly & I to-gether on a small cube like mobility bus complete with wheelchair lift. We carried an average of 5 mentally & physically challenged kids each day around the ages of 10. Most of the children lived in the country so I did like the rural driving part of the job. Kelly was the aide on the bus & looked after the children's needs. So basically speaking, she rode shotgun on the bus & on several occasions her services were quickly needed. One particular day we had just dropped a young wheel chair boy at a farm near St. Marys. Right behind me sat another boy (non wheelchair) who was fairly big for his age. He was a quiet fellow & liked to watch me drive the bus. I had just pulled out of the farm driveway & was accelerating down the highway when all of a sudden he jumped up, swung round beside me & grabbed onto the steering wheel. He just figured it was his turn to drive I guess. I hung onto to the wheel with my left hand & tried to push him back with my right but he was too big & too determined to be the head honcho bus driver that day. Kelly swiftly came to my rescue & managed to get him pulled back down into his seat & a potentially nasty situation was averted. The young fellow sat quietly the rest of the way home & we never did have that problem again. He never did sit right behind me again either because we moved him back a few seats after that. It was just one of many little incidents that await unsuspecting school bus drivers:((
A SNOW COVERED RURAL ROAD

You may wonder about the school bus photos I have included in the blog. No doubt they need some explanation!! I took those photos back in the winter of 2003 after we had moved to Bayfield & transferred our bus driving jobs from St. Marys to Clinton. Both Kelly & I were back to driving big buses again then. I have an Aunt in Sarasota Florida & we have been sending emails back & forth for about 11 years now. My Aunt has always liked Snoopy from the Charlie Brown days & would sometimes include little Snoopies in her emails. I spotted a Snoopy dog in a local Thrift shop one day so bought it & brought him home. Early one very incredibly cold winter morning I stuffed Snoopy in my driver's bag & stopped on a rural road before my first pick-up. Quickly posed the Snoop dog in a few places around the bus just like a student, took some photos, & later that day emailed them to my Aunt to show her my first student of the day boarding the school bus...........and you know what, I think she believed me:)) IT WAS SOOOOOO COLD THE ICE CRYSTALS WERE HANGING IN THE AIR

Another time I will tell you about a snow ball fight in the bus, teen-agers mooning a police cruiser out the back window, & a public school principal giving me a talking too about letting my bus load of small children have too much fun on the bus...........Yep, that's what happened alright:)) THAT'S A CHRISTMAS CARD FROM MY AUNT JEAN IN FLORIDA THAT SNOOPY'S HOLDING UP. KELLY'S PUTTING LIGHTS ON A TREE TO THE LEFT

TO-DAY'S HUMOR: Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says, 'Dam!!'
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Saturday, July 04, 2009

HAPPY JULY 4TH NEIGHBOR:))

HELPING CELEBRATE JULY 4TH WITH OUR GOOD NEIGHBORS TO THE SOUTH

Shafts of welcome sunlight sifting through the pine trees this morning told me our gloomy weather had finally departed the area & we were in for a good day. Lucky break for the all the Corvette enthusiasts because it was Vette-Fest in Bayfield. Each year proud Corvette owners gather for a meet in Clan-Gregor Square. Over 200 cars to-day & I have uploaded about 60 Corvette photos into our web album which can be seen here....,, CORVETTES Next month the Ford Thunderbirds are coming. If I had a choice of hobby cars it would be a cigar shaped T-Bird from the early 60's. I always had a thing for them. Our old southwest blogging buddy WANDERING WILLY from British Columbia has come out of summer hibernation for a few days to do a little road trip through the mountains with his new set of towing wheels.

I'm a little short of time to-night so I'm going to re-blog a blog I wrote about a really dumb thing I did while we were staying at the Hickiwan Trails RV Park near Why Arizona a couple years back. We had our truck & fifth wheel at the time................
Boy oh boy oh boy, did I ever do something dumb last night. I had been re-organizing my wallet in the afternoon & laid it on a table outside. Max must have bumped the table & knocked my wallet off into his water dish. Don't know how long it was in there but by the time I saw it & fished the wallet out all the stuff inside was pretty soggy. Laid all the contents on the tonneau cover of our pick-up truck where I figured the warm sun would quickly dry everything out. Credit cards, driver's license, paper money, club cards, CAA membership, etc. all nicely in a row. That turned out to be a big mistake & you probably can guess what happened. Yep, a short time later just after supper I decided to head down the road to update our computer website at another park's Wifi site so out I went, jumped in the truck, & took off out of the park & down the highway. When I reached the wi-fi site I stopped, got out of the truck, walked around to the passenger side to move the computer, glanced at the back of the truck & "OH OH!!" I remembered my wallet & cards and..........they were all gone. Raced back to the trailer at the speed of light, rushed in & frantically told Kelly what had happened. I knew the only hope I had of ever finding anything lying on the ground along half a mile of desert highway was to get an expert ground scanning rockhound person involved. She quickly headed out the driveway to the highway in full scan mode. I took the truck & started driving the highway shoulder & immediately found my Scotia debit card lying in the middle of the road. Continued up a ways & turned around. By the time I got back to the area where I found the debit card I saw Hawkeye busily scooping things off the highway & alongside the road. Oblivious to traffic, she was on the job!! By the time I got the truck stopped she had already retrieved my wallet which had been lying open upside down in the westbound lane. She had also found what was left of my driver's license. It was the only thing damaged. I found one more card on the southbound shoulder & that completed everything. We were only moments away from the complete darkness of nightfall but that eagle eyed ground radar hugging wife of mine had saved the day once again. Everything was present & accounted for including both American & Canadian money. It sure would have put an unfavorable dent in our vacation plans if everything had been lost. Phewwwwww, close call & I had to faithfully promise that I would try to be more careful in the future. My intentions were good but you know how honest intentions can fall by the wayside especially if your a man!! And you know what........ I did basically the same dam thing a week later when I..........................but that's a another story for another blog:)) TO-DAY'S HUMOR: "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home."
"That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."
"Is it common?" "Well, It's Not Unusual."

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Friday, July 03, 2009

WHERE CAN I GET A BIG TANK OF STINK BUG JUICE!!!!

QUIET PLEASE..........ARTIST AT WORK:))









Our weather has sure gone into the dumpster. It's the time of year for air conditioners, not furnaces, but as I type this it is the sound of our furnace I am listening to in the background & not our air conditioner. I even cracked on a bit of heat in the van this morning on my driving Goderich.

Kelly rolled out her bicycle yesterday, dusted it off & set about with some colorful acryllic paints jazzing it up & giving the bike a cool new 60's look complete with painted-on flowers, designs, & a stick on hippy peace logo. Her artistic abilities know no bounds. She had Gratefull Dead stickers on her little Mazda 323 years ago too. Quite a cool ret-ro Chick I'd say:))
Followed one of those
inconsiderate cheapskate car drivers this morning. You know the ones.....they save themselves a few hundred dollars when buying a new car by having the dealership take out the turn signals because they say they don't use them anyway. These cheap-o's obviously know what turns they are going to make but couldn't care less if anyone else knows. And one of these days I'm going to install a big tank of stink bug juice on the rear bumper of my van complete with a spray nozzle & trigger on the dash for dealing with.........tailgaters!!!! I see tailgating as one of the absolute & totally dumbest things a lot of drivers do. You can have 2 cars completely alone going down the highway in the same direction with not another single vehicle anywhere in sight & chances are the second car will be sucked up right behind that first car & it will sit there mile after mile after mile. I'm not a slow driver so when I get one of these air heads ramming up behind me I get very upset with their stupidity & would like nothing better than to let him/her have it with a big wonkin blast of good old foul smelling slimy stink bug juice. And the closer he/she is............the bigger the dose. 10-4!!!!

TO-DAY'S HUMOR: Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were a bit cold, so they lit a fire in the craft. It sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

I uploaded some of June's photos to our Picasa web album site to-day & titled the album.....June 2009.
OOOPS, USED ONE OF THE PICTURES TWICE.....TOO HARD TO GO BACK & FIX NOW