A FOGGY MORNING ALONG THE SHORES OF LAKE HURON THIS MORNING |
I TOOK A SHORT WALK IN THE DOGGY WALKING AREA |
STROLLING THE BOARDWALK |
I ALWAYS LOVE TO SEE SENIORS OUT ENJOYING THEIR DAYS |
THE MARIA G WAS IN PORT THIS MORNING TAKING ON A LOAD OF GRAIN |
GROANER'S CORNER:(( Quotes taken from Federal Government employee performance evaluations::
1. "Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together."
2. "A gross ignoramus -- 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus."
3. "He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier."
4. "I would like to go hunting with him sometime."
5. "He's been working with glue too much."
6. "She would argue with a signpost."
7. "She brings a lot of joy whenever she leaves the room."
8. "When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell."
9. "If you see two people talking and one looks bored, she's the other one.
10. "A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on."
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A four-year-old girl was learning to say the Lord's Prayer. She was reciting it all by herself without help from her mother. She said, "And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us some e-mail."
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A tough-looking group of hairy bikers are riding when they see a girl about to jump off a bridge, so they stop. The leader, a big, burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?" "I'm going to commit suicide," she says. While he doesn’t want to appear insensitive, he also doesn’t want to miss an opportunity, so he asks, "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?" She does, and it is a long, deep, lingering kiss. After she's finished, the tough, hairy biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I’ve ever had! That's a real talent you’re wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?" "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl…"
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Al's Doggy World
Meanings::
Kelly and Pheeb's Corner
KELLY, CORA, AND CHECKERS JUST OFF DARBY WELL ROAD WEST OF AJO, ARIZONA |
ON STIRLING'S LINE KELLY TRIES TO FIGURE OUT OUR NEW TV/INTERNET SATELLITE SYSTEM |
A RARE PHOTO OF KELLY WITH HER DAUGHTER SARAH (SABRA'S TWIN SISTER) |
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PHEEBS PATIENTLY WAITS FOR KELLY AND I TO COME OUT OF THE MOTORHOME AND GET OUR MORNING UNDERWAY |
Al, have you considered finding another young dog to be your best friend and constant companion? I am certain that out there somewhere is another dog looking for a home for a good person like you. We all need friends, both human and animal to enrich our life.
ReplyDeleteWow, Kelly was sure a techie, what a neat photo of her outside with that gadget. Didn't know Sabra had a twin, Sarah. Lovely photo.
ReplyDeleteBarb M.