| A BEAUTIFUL MORNING SKY OVER MY WALKING ROAD |
| IT'S A BUSY SEASON FOR LOCAL FARMERS BETWEEN THE BEAN HARVEST AND THE SOON TO BEGIN CORN HARVEST |
| I LOVE EARLY AUTUMN'S SUBTLE TOUCES OF COLOR |
| RIPENING MILKWEEDS ALONG THE ROADSIDE |
| BEING OCTOBER NOW, GHOSTLY APPARITIONS ARE BEGINNING TO APPEAR |
| I JUST LOVE THESE BIG FLUFFY CLOUD DAYS |
GROANER'S CORNER:(( Now that I'm older....here's what I've discovered...1. I started out with nothing ... I still have most of it.
2. When did my wild oats turn to prunes and All-Bran?
3. I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart.
4. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded.
5. All reports are in. Life is now officially unfair.
6. If all is not lost, where is it?
7. It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
8. The first rule of holes: If you are in one, stop digging.
9. I went to school to become a wit, only got halfway through.
10. Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant.
4. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded.
5. All reports are in. Life is now officially unfair.
6. If all is not lost, where is it?
7. It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
8. The first rule of holes: If you are in one, stop digging.
9. I went to school to become a wit, only got halfway through.
10. Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant.
11. A day without sunshine is like a day in Seattle.
12. It's not the pace of life that concerns me; it's the sudden stop atthe end.
13. It's hard to make a comeback, especially when you haven't beenanywhere.
14. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.
15. When you're finally holding all the cards, why does everyone elsedecide to play chess?
13. It's hard to make a comeback, especially when you haven't beenanywhere.
14. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.
15. When you're finally holding all the cards, why does everyone elsedecide to play chess?
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- Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?
- How can someone "draw a blank"?
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- Why is the word "abbreviate" so long?
- Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
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You need bike shorts. You can wear them under your jeans. They are worth the money
ReplyDeleteYou both should be wearing helmets! Lots of blue sky today.... enjoy it while you can.
ReplyDeleteI would up... both should wear well fitting shoes, not flip-flops.
DeleteI would add up...both should wear well fitting shoes not flip-flops.
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