MANAGED TO SCRUFFLE UP A FEW PICS

A sunshiny morning, but oh my, the humidity:((  May praise be heaped upon the inventor of air conditioning, whether it be in vehicles, dwellings, or whenever, wherever, or however it is needed...... It wasn't a long drive I took myself on this morning, but I did manage to scruffle up a few pics along the way.  Home again, and with the heat and humidity being what it was, I knew I would not be going outside again, so it was a relaxing Sunday afternoon spent inside enjoying our central air conditioning......Woodsy headed back to Stratford this afternoon.

Al's Music Box:)) A Day In The Life by The Beatles.

GROANER'S CORNER:(( A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO.  The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.  On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning against a wall and idly picking his teeth.  The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business.  He asked the guy, “How much money do you make a week?”  A little surprised, the young man looked at him and said, “I make $400 a week. Why?”  The CEO said,”Wait right here.”  He walked back to his office, came back in two minutes, and handed the guy $1,600 in cash and said, “Here’s four weeks’ pay.  Now GET OUT and don’t come back.”  Feeling pretty good about himself the CEO looked around the room and asked,  “Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball did here?”  From across the room a voice said, “Sure – he was the Pizza delivery guy from Domino’s and was just waiting to collect the money!”

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Q: What is even dumber than a moron trying to build a house underwater?

A: Another moron trying to burn it down.

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I asked a pretty, homeless woman if I could take her home, and she said yes.  The look on her face soon changed when I walked off with her cardboard box.

Murphy's Law - "Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong".  But what is Cole’s Law?  It’s thinly sliced cabbage and mayo.

Where do bad rainbows go?  Prism.  It's a light sentence.

Which is faster, hot or cold?  Hot, because you can catch a cold

Why did the Mexican take anti-anxiety medication?  For hispanic attacks.

NASA is launching a new mission to say sorry to all the aliens…They are calling it Apollo G!

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Al's Doggy World

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Kelly&Pheebs World

Al's Art Gallery